This morning in the caf I got to listen to two male radio “personalities” quizzing four female call-in participants, to determine which of the four was the one wearing blue Spandex shorts that said some suggestive innuendo. The questions the four “contestants” were asked questions including, “When did you last have sex?” and, “Have you had sex with a married man?” After a series of similar questions, the two radio personalities picked one of the "contestants" because based on “her kinky replies,” they thought she would be the one wearing the blue Spandex shorts that said, “Come get it big boy,” or whatever. And yes! Aren't we all happy that Contestant number three was the one wearing the blue Spandex shorts saying, “Oh baby, oh baby,” or whatever?

I understand that I am a non-traditional student with non-traditional sensibilities. I understand that we can't all go off willy-nilly complaining about somebody's taste because they might not like ours. I understand that the station playing in the caf is rotated every week or so, so that everybody gets a chance (although one might ask why classical music never plays, or even Chicago blues – but I digress). However, I think that  listening to a male masturbation fantasy at breakfast should be well beyond the pale, especially at a public university.